“A diet book should have two pages in it: “Page 1 – Eat right. Page 2 – Exercise. Acknowledgments: My common sense.”
Bill Maher (via excitablehonky)
Always think of this when waiting on the obese person who orders something along the lines of a basket of mozzarella sticks, a fried chicken salad (extra ranch dressing, of course) and the Mile High Pie—but a Diet Pepsi, because they’re watching their weight after all.
