“Tipping is for waiters, bathroom attendants and lap dancers only. What is it with Starbucks, delis and even dry cleaners, all having little jars on the counter? Hmm, what’s 15 percent of “blow me”? Waiters get tips because they wait on you. If your job involves standing behind a counter cutting bagels in half, you’re not waiting on me—I’m waiting on you.”
Bill Maher
