My Facebook Friends’ Trending Topics
I see five concurrent messy breakups playing themselves out via lyrical status messages.I bet you think this song is about you…
ACTUALLY, RIGHT NOW, THIS SONG IS PROBABLY ABOUT ME AND I AM VERY EMBARRASSED THAT ALL OF MY FRIENDS SEE WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
Is there a tacky facebooks breakup blog yet? If not, someone start one, STAT!
It must be that point in the summer. All of our “cute couples” at the restaurant are calling it quits too—although I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone about one of them, which probably means they’re just fighting. And yesterday one of the girls was particularly upset about something like this, having it play out on Facebook “for the whole world to see,” in her words.
Right …
