SO MY SISTER AND I WENT TO APPLEBEE’S FOR DINNER AND GOT MOTHERFUCKING HIT ON. TAG TEAM STYLE.
SERIOUSLY.
I was waiting for the one guy to be like “CAN I HAV YO NUMBAH?” Cus that’s EXACTLY who he sounded like. He asked my sister and I if we drank, and she said “she can’t, I can, but I drove- so don’t but us drinks.” and then he was talking about how all of the guys he was sitting with INCLUDING THE WAITER, had allllll known eachother for a minimum of ten years. They went to school together or something. All the while, my sister and I are trying to contain as much laughter as possible. Then the next guy comes up, and he’s like “yo my friend kevin ova there is shy so he wants me to talk to y’all” blahblahblah- other stuff goes here. Then the waiter is like so how old are you guys? My sister says 22 and mentions that she graduated college. Then he looks at me and I say “Barely sixteen…I’m a junior in highschool as of september, and I turn 16 for real in July.” All of them turn around and go “WHAT ARE YOU SHITTIN ME GODDAYUM I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDER GIIIIIRL I GOTTA BE CAREFUL YO” and then all this other shit happened that was just too fucking hilarious. Best fucking night EVER so far.
Reblogged solely for the fact that she ends her description of the experience as being the “Best fucking night EVER so far.” I’m tempted to forward this response to corporate.
