Today I went to Applebees with my grandmother for dinner and our waiter was very good-looking, and he gave me a free dessert so I left him a four dollar tip and a napkin with my name and number written on it in lipstick.
(You told me to be bold.)
The lipstick thing is hot, I’ll give you that much. But my biggest problem with phone numbers being left behind on napkins often stems from uncertainty about which girl left the number (napkins most often get written on when there was a group of girls).
I’d say the fact that you were eating with your grandmother should make the author rather obvious, but now that I’m thinking about, does it?