A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person
Dave Barry (via wearenomads)
When I promise myself I won’t spend all of my tips on booze
It’s a delicate balance between alcohol and illegal drugs when you wait tables. Oh, and then there’s paying bills.
These 10-hour shifts do not come as easily to me as I once remember them being
cant got fired again
An old co-worker’s reply to a Facebook thread from one of the Applebuddies looking to get a couple of shifts picked up this weekend