“A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry (via wearenomads)
May212013
May202013
When I promise myself I won’t spend all of my tips on booze
It’s a delicate balance between alcohol and illegal drugs when you wait tables. Oh, and then there’s paying bills.
February242012
![thedailywhat:
Terrible Tipper of the Day: Twitter @FutureExBanker says (by way of Eater): “my jerk boss tips exactly 1%” because he loathes the 99%.” He also apparently felt the need to tell True Food Kitchen server Breanna to “get a real job.”
I think it’s high time someone occupied his ass with their foot.
[eater.]
Reprint the slip, give yourself a $50 tip and then write “GREAT SERVICE!” Force that asshole to have to sit on hold with his credit card company to dispute the charge, and maybe next time he’ll realize that it’s just easier to tip 20 percent.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwxhnpC6G1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
Terrible Tipper of the Day: Twitter @FutureExBanker says (by way of Eater): “my jerk boss tips exactly 1%” because he loathes the 99%.” He also apparently felt the need to tell True Food Kitchen server Breanna to “get a real job.”
I think it’s high time someone occupied his ass with their foot.
[eater.]
Reprint the slip, give yourself a $50 tip and then write “GREAT SERVICE!” Force that asshole to have to sit on hold with his credit card company to dispute the charge, and maybe next time he’ll realize that it’s just easier to tip 20 percent.
(Source: thedailywhat, via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
October222009
I’ve speculated before about the influence of cinema, but it really is like this every time: One person does it and then everybody follows suit.
October212009
Kings of Leon | Use Somebody
I will never get sick of this song. NEVER!
Well, then you should come work at the country club with me because I heard this song THREE times today in the span of a six-hour shift.
But just to be crystal clear: Yes, this tune is highly preferrable to any of those three Bon Jovi songs Applebee’s played to death. I still believe being subjected to that dreck on a daily basis qualifies as grounds for a lawsuit.
October162009
These 10-hour shifts do not come as easily to me as I once remember them being
October82009
19 steins, world record for a woman.
(msnbc.com)
Nice carry.
October22009
The club's new part-time bartender
- Him: You still talk to anybody from [place we used to work together]?
- Me: Not really.
- Him: Yeah, I'm a family man now.
- Me: Yeah ... so should I text you Sunday about getting me that quad?
- Him: Totally.
September52009
“cant got fired again”
An old co-worker’s reply to a Facebook thread from one of the Applebuddies looking to get a couple of shifts picked up this weekend
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